“My name is Vash the Stampede. I have been a hunter of peace, chasing the elusive mayfly known as love for many many moons now. There is no rest for me in my search of peace. I meditate diligently every morning, the subjects are life and love. I quit after three seconds. In my search for peace I also train diligently. I’ve also made it my mission to teach the precious value of peace to the children who will one day own the World. I will say it again: My name is Vash the Stampede. I am a hunter of peace, chasing the mayfly known as love.”